Hooray For The Office

Since The Office is returning tonight I think everyone should post their favorite office quote. I know it is hard to pick just one, so you can put multiple if you would like. Here are few of the memories I hold dear.

"I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill." - Jim

"I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. That's the think about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it." -Dwight

"It is an outrage, that's all. They're making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanley's grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? Show me that farm. With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place. Ripe for the plucking. Show me that farm." - Michael

There are SO many more, but here is the last one...

"I saved a life- my own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes." -Michael